[quote=Citizen Rules]Hey it's Harry Lime, I wondered what happened to you. Good to see ya![/quote]

[quote=Harry Lime]Hello truly excellent MoFoers. I hope you're all doing well and healthy.

Thinking about this old place lately.[/quote]

[quote=NedStark09]Here in our state and in county in fact a Women and Man were arrested for hoarding toilet paper and other supplies and not for use but stocking there brothers store and saling  T,Paper 8 dollers a 4 pack[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]Might be the rationing I've been doing tbh.
Eating air and drinking steam... gives me the sh*ts.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]All that phukking toilet paper and then he just pharts :([/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]:D
Magna Farta: The Rodent's Eau De Toilette Range:[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Manufacturer: [i]The Rodent[/i]
Product Name: [i]Eau Dear Lord[/i][/quote]

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[font=century gothic]And here we have Job 73.4 in the occupational outlook guide.[/font][/center][/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Bottle it and make a fortune!![/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=The Rodent]Don't know what's wrong with my stomach, but I sat on the toilet and did such a massive fart I swear it pushed all the water round the U-bend.[/quote]
Thanks for sharing.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]With that amount of hot air you should have gone into politics :D[/quote]