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Might be the rationing I've been doing tbh.
Eating air and drinking steam... gives me the sh*ts.
All that phukking toilet paper and then he just pharts

Magna Farta: The Rodent's Eau De Toilette Range:
Manufacturer: The Rodent
Product Name: Eau Dear Lord


And here we have Job 73.4 in the occupational outlook guide.
Bottle it and make a fortune!!
Originally Posted by The Rodent
Don't know what's wrong with my stomach, but I sat on the toilet and did such a massive fart I swear it pushed all the water round the U-bend.
Thanks for sharing.
With that amount of hot air you should have gone into politics
Don't know what's wrong with my stomach, but I sat on the toilet and did such a massive fart I swear it pushed all the water round the U-bend.
I’m so ****ed. I haven’t done anything on my business plan. And it’s due April 14th. I think I may need to burn that vacation time I’ve been holding onto.
the existential struggle during pandemic:
being a human errand. dang u collectivism.