The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by Allaby
I picked up two orphaned vampires at the mall today.
Is this how your ballad starts?
I picked up two orphaned vampires at the mall today.
She should at least suggest My Beautiful Laundrette.
"Alexa? What's a good movie about doing laundry?"

"I'm afraid I don't know the answer to that."

"Dammit Alexa! What exactly do you bring to the table?"
I think I shall buy some movies today!
Originally Posted by Yoda
Not a lot of conviction for such a routine task.

But I sympathize, my laundry was the most irregular thing in the world until I ended up playing on a bunch of softball teams, where some kind of weekly cycle was necessary. Still pretty chaotic though.
We still haven't moved our washer and dryer up here to our (still theoretical) laundry room on the second floor. So I still have to traipse down two flights of stairs with a laundry basket into the basement to do laundry. You know, the dungeon-like basement... with absolutely NO hand rail on the basement steps... which end in a concrete wall at the last step.

What could go wrong?

Oh yeah, the washer could randomly pause itself multiple times during its wash cycle, meaning I have to traipse down and up those stairs up to 7-8 times just to get a single load washed. At least I get my daily steps in that way... except that all this makes me avoid doing laundry regularly.
Important update: I put two loads of laundry in the washer.
I 100 % guarantee and solemnly swear that I will do my laundry today!
Not a lot of conviction for such a routine task.

But I sympathize, my laundry was the most irregular thing in the world until I ended up playing on a bunch of softball teams, where some kind of weekly cycle was necessary. Still pretty chaotic though.
I think I'm going to do laundry today.
Ground control to Major Tom...