[quote=Tacitus]My front porch (not a euphemism, you mucky lot) is getting dive bombed by swallows. They're head-butting the front door.

Is this normal?[/quote]

[quote=Tacitus][quote=The Sci-Fi Slob]
I've always thought that you predate Christianity. :p[/quote]

Nah, just Christians.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
- Steven Wright[/quote]

[quote=The Sci-Fi Slob][quote=Tacitus]Small World time:

My nextdoor neighbour's, who we sold the house to 15+ years ago, late husband was the man who Christened me, 70 miles away in Belfast, in 1973.

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I've always thought that you predate Christianity. :p[/quote]

[quote=Tacitus]Small World time:

My nextdoor neighbour's, who we sold the house to 15+ years ago, late husband was the man who Christened me, 70 miles away in Belfast, in 1973.

Didn't find that out until yesterday. ;)[/quote]

[quote=jrs]Who do you think should portray Aiden Pearce in Columbia Pictures' Watch Dogs movie?[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]They said they had a "420 not enough blaze" error on their iPod.[/quote]

[quote=jrs]Today was just another manic Monday. :/[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]They asked him if his refrigerator was  running.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Although, I will say this about the prank call: it made me glad I showed up for work. :laugh:[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Got a prank call today at work. Oh man, some people have too much time on their hands.[/quote]