[quote=John McClane]$nok down so bad premarket. Oh today is going to hurt[/quote]

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[quote=Chypmunk]I mourn the loss of the days when one of the primary tasks of a personal valet was to carry round the power source for one's mobile phone. In fact I think I might still have the suitcases somewhere.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]20 years ago we knew the earth was round and we accessed the internet in a room with a computer on a desk. Now we all use these phones. I can't wait till the internet is behind my eyes.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]Some of the townsfolk believe that G's are bad and try to burn down the G dispersment devices, only they torch the wrong ones. Actual lol... silly humans.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]Now things no longer have wires. They run on G's.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]Everything used to be attached to something. Especially wires.  You can run all sorts of things if you got enough wire.[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose][quote=Cobra]
Excelsior![/quote]
... you fathead? 
Sorry, quoting Jean Shepherd :)[/quote]

[quote=Cobra][quote=ynwtf]Half man, half bear, half pig! I'm th'ereal!! I'm THUPER th'ereal!!![/quote]
Excelsior![/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Half man, half bear, half pig! I'm th'ereal!! I'm THUPER th'ereal!!![/quote]

[quote=Cobra][quote=Sir Toose]Everyone knows Al Gore created the internet :)[/quote]

Man bear pig![/quote]