The Shoutbox
But they say you need to be wearing pants when you go out in public. What a catch-22.
I'm thinking of going out and buying pants.
Originally Posted by Iroquois
Originally Posted by mattiasflgrtll6
Gladiator 2 makes far less sense if you remember the ending.
Which is why Nick Cave's script for Gladiator 2 would've whipped so much ass because it takes things in about as absurd and extreme a direction as possible (no wonder the actual Gladiator 2 is going to be something completely different).
By playing it completely straight it will turn out infinitely more ridiculous as well since there's no way on earth anyone can take this story seriously.
Originally Posted by John McClane
Quit your job. Then the vacation will last forever!
Good idea!
Quit your job. Then the vacation will last forever!
Today is the last day of my vacation. I don't want it to end! Waaaaaaaaaah!
Originally Posted by mattiasflgrtll6
Gladiator 2 makes far less sense if you remember the ending.
Which is why Nick Cave's script for Gladiator 2 would've whipped so much ass because it takes things in about as absurd and extreme a direction as possible (no wonder the actual Gladiator 2 is going to be something completely different).
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Originally Posted by TONGO
HEAT 2 makes about as much sense as Gladiator 2.

To quote the Iron Shiek, "**** da Hollywood!"
Am I the only one that knows it’s real?! It’s a book. Mann already wrote it. Multiple timelines. Like Dark! Not where, but…
OH! Well thats completely different then, Ill definitely see it. The first HEAT was based off a true story too.
Originally Posted by TONGO
HEAT 2 makes about as much sense as Gladiator 2.

To quote the Iron Shiek, "**** da Hollywood!"
Am I the only one that knows it’s real?! It’s a book. Mann already wrote it. Multiple timelines. Like Dark! Not where, but…
Heat 2: Re-Heated

"Neil" Deniro's corpse (de-aged) is secretly sold to OCP. He is made into the ultimate robotic robber. ROBOCROOK. Seemingly unstoppable, save for his need to constantly stop at Tesla charging stations (never let your battery get so low that you couldn't leave a charger in 30 seconds). Pacino de-aged as Vincent now has to give chase the ultimate criminal using only the power of is wacky vocal delivery.
it’d be a great movie about farming in the afterlife