[quote=doubledenim][quote=Austruck]
Paper? What century do you live in? :D We don't need no steenkin' paper! Just coffee. After noon.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]Not the same! I can appreciate sitting still and not swiping or mousing, but staining my fingers with newsprint and spending 2 minutes trying to get the wrinkles out every time I turn the page.

Same guy who loves a manual transmission in light of newer technologies eliminating the performance advantage.[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I’d sign up for a newspaper again if they dropped off a new Kindle for every edition.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=doubledenim][quote=Austruck][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Mornings are better when you don't have to be at work any sooner than you want to.[/font][/quote]
Mornings are better when they start at noon.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]You don't have to worry about waiting on the paper to get there.[/font][/quote]
Paper? What century do you live in? :D We don't need no steenkin' paper! Just coffee. After noon.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]lol[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]ah hahahaha!!! I love it! :rotfl:[/quote]

[quote=Sedai][quote=John McClane][quote=ynwtf]iderno. stop being mean![/quote]I can determine someone's soft spot pretty quick, and I go for the jugular. But I'm mostly pretty chill.[/quote]


Can confirm! This is actual footage of that one time, when I tried to give McClane a flag as a gift:

[img]https://i.postimg.cc/BnPkkQgr/Commie-Flag.gif[/img][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Someone with an addiction to the ponies.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Who is the person who sees a J.G. Wentworth commercial and thinks to themselves, "I need to make that phone call."[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=ynwtf]iderno. stop being mean![/quote]
I always think it's funny when people tell me to not be mean. Believe me, once you've seen me mean you will never want to witness such a force of nature ever again.

I can determine someone's soft spot pretty quick, and I go for the jugular. But I'm mostly pretty chill.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=Austruck][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Mornings are better when you don't have to be at work any sooner than you want to.[/font][/quote]
Mornings are better when they start at noon.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]You don't have to worry about waiting on the paper to get there.[/font][/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]:D[/quote]