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"They haven't changed a bit."
"Look in the tunk."
"He keeps-a giving me bad reviews...so I put a horse's head in his bed at night...he ate the head, and gave it a bad review!"
"It says Choo-Choo-Choose me."
"Yeah, good gag."
"Yeah, good gag."
"Hello, Dean? You're a stupid-head."
"Homer, is that you?"
"Ah!"
"Homer, is that you?"
"Ah!"
"I'm going to Bovine University!"
"That's where the Leprechaun told me to burn things."
"It tastes like burning."
Another all-time favorite:
"Look, kid: I'm not the kind of dad that does things or says stuff or, you know, looks at ya."
"Look, kid: I'm not the kind of dad that does things or says stuff or, you know, looks at ya."
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"My cat's name is Mittens."