[quote=Yoda]"Yarr, that'll replace the whale in my nightmares."[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]"The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show 
me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!" [/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"They haven't changed a bit."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Look in the tunk."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"He keeps-a giving me bad reviews...so I put a horse's head in his bed at night...he ate the head, and gave it a bad review!"[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"It says Choo-Choo-Choose me."

"Yeah, good gag."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Hello, Dean? You're a stupid-head."
"Homer, is that you?"
"Ah!"[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"I'm going to Bovine University!"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"That's where the Leprechaun told me to burn things."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"It tastes like burning."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Another all-time favorite:

"Look, kid: I'm not the kind of dad that does things or says stuff or, you know, looks at ya."[/quote]