The Shoutbox
Picasso said so!


That would be a great punchline to a crappy joke.
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Really wish Amazon had called their 'virtual assistant' Oof instead of Alexa. So much more funner.
Mildred, get me Bezos on the horn.
OK, that's too funny. Shitting is bad but having shat is rad.
That reminds me of the time I shat out a kidney...
I just had a brown baby boy...
Is it pants pooping time? Because I'm trying to get in on that fad.
Wait a minute ..... Seds is Yods grandpappy?!?!?
Originally Posted by Sedai
I know a certain little poopy pants that is 6 months old today!
Congrats, Dad!
Originally Posted by JoaoRodrigues
Just the cast for the next Wes Anderson movie, The French Dispatch.
Bill Murry and Owen Wilson were a given.
No mice in office, but the boss has 2 dogs. I'm afraid to grab them by the tail and sling them around like that though else I may get fired.
Maybe move your desk back about 2'11" - that should at least either stop or partially curtail the pacing

Alternatively if you have long arms perhaps try adopting the 'windmill' approach to mousing or typing