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"You're an anti-dentite."
Easily one of the best lines in sitcom history -- at least what I've seen of it."In this tiny apartment?"
"And you want to be my latex salseman."
"I drive them to lesbianism. And he brings 'em back..."
"Who told you to put the cheese on? Did I tell you to the put the cheese on? You people with the cheese...it never ends."
Jackie Chiles...easily one of my favorites.
"Mr. Marbles?!"
Jackie Chiles...easily one of my favorites.
"Mr. Marbles?!"
"I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian."
"Who told you to put the balm on? Did I tell you to put the balm on? Why'd you put the balm on? Where'd you get that damn balm anyway?"
"The maestro!"
"The Maestro?!"
"The maestro!"
"The Maestro?!"
Holden, your setup is impeccable...
"NO SOUP FOR YOU!"
"NO SOUP FOR YOU!"
"Elaine. What are you doing here?"
"Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie."
"Fourteen years down the drain."
"It's a lesser bobka."
"You sold us a hair with a bobka attached to it."
(I hope I didn't misspell "bobka," or my whole Shout's gone to hell.)
"Fourteen years down the drain."
"It's a lesser bobka."
"You sold us a hair with a bobka attached to it."
(I hope I didn't misspell "bobka," or my whole Shout's gone to hell.)
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli."