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Tiny little spider on my lounge ceiling... when I put the small lamp on, he started moving toward the spot of light that it made on the ceiling... turned the lamp off, and he went back to the middle of the ceiling where the main light is. Turned the lamp on again, and he went back to the lamp's spot... turned the lamp off, and he went back to the main light again.
Spending my time constructively by making a spider walk backwards and forwards in my living room.
Spending my time constructively by making a spider walk backwards and forwards in my living room.
Good to see John C. Reilly's passion project is playing at the local theater with it's thrifty matinee.
Beats going to Charlotte's version of *insert fab area with unheard of amounts of urban planning*
Beats going to Charlotte's version of *insert fab area with unheard of amounts of urban planning*
Originally Posted by Joel
Iro could bring social commentary into Hobgoblins review. Good reviewer, though.
Originally Posted by Sedai
This big fat kid named Tommy used to push me over on my bike and I would fall over and skin my knee or my elbow. I hated that kid.
One day, I got so mad, I did a front snap kick and nailed him right in his tubby gut. He went over on the ground and i felt like maybe the money my mom was paying for taekwondo lessons was worth it.
Then he got back up and man, was he pissed. I think I weighed probably 53 pounds at the time, but there I was, in my little stance, looking like I was ready to kick him again. I was pretty much ready to brown my trou.
He finally said "Man, you ain't even worth it." About a week later, he came over and sat next to me at lunch and we ate hot dogs and talked about Indiana Jones movies. He never bothered me again.
One day, I got so mad, I did a front snap kick and nailed him right in his tubby gut. He went over on the ground and i felt like maybe the money my mom was paying for taekwondo lessons was worth it.
Then he got back up and man, was he pissed. I think I weighed probably 53 pounds at the time, but there I was, in my little stance, looking like I was ready to kick him again. I was pretty much ready to brown my trou.
He finally said "Man, you ain't even worth it." About a week later, he came over and sat next to me at lunch and we ate hot dogs and talked about Indiana Jones movies. He never bothered me again.
I like it when people light off those little poppers, you know? Makes it seem like something is REALLY happening!