The Shoutbox
HOW long before Trump starts bringing a guitar on stage?
Originally Posted by Yoda
Man, I wish this were just about you weirdos. It's totally an actual bird. I really hope this doesn't go on for more than, like, a week.
It's till death. We had a cat murder some mockingbird babies and got divebombed in the backyard forever.
Did you not know that "terracotta" is derived from the Latin for 'feathered door'?
I've got two nests of starlings under my roof. It would have been three but I managed to dismantle one nest before they had a chance to finish it.

I reckon I've got another week until the chicks have flown and I can get to plugging the hole they got in.

Turns out that terracotta roof tiles aren't great for a country house. Each one has a self contained starling entrance point where they curve. I didn't realise that until too late.
lol.

Hi all!
Or studying water fountains at the local mall food court. That's what I do when I get down.
Originally Posted by Yoda
Or another person, I bet.
Absolutely guaranteed a seat (or six) on the bus/train
Oh. there was more text under Chyp's post. MYBAD!
You can't legally buy another person, Yoda. Tisk.
Or another person, I bet.