The Shoutbox
At Christmas we all buy a bottle of Porto each, costs 4 euros here, this if you're working the nights, we just stop a multinational plant like we own the mother f*cker. The guy controlling allows it, he takes all the risks, so, he doesn't pay what he drinks, that's the deal, and he drinks like a open sewage. I'm the guy who drinks less, never liked alcohol.

I got introduced to the Voodoo Ranger. Still smells and tastes like skunk...

Horseradish in a can, those IPAs.
Originally Posted by John McClane
We had booze at our company Christmas party last year. I went to find out who the alcoholics were and turns out I was still one.
We had booze at our company Christmas party last year. I went to find out who the alcoholics were and turns out I was still one.
Cherry on top. A bunch of soused/non-soused people arguing over scorecards and door-prizes.
Even better when they are mixed in with the "I don't touch the stuff" people. Better yet, if they have to share a cart together
How bout this one?

I have ceased to be surprised by the amount people will drink at company events (golf tournament) . Of all the times to pull in the reigns, these are those special occasions

"Hey Dan, yeah I saw you riding on the back of a cart waving a 9-iron in air, shouting 'the British are coming, the British are coming' .

About that promotion you've been asking for..."
My work area is hysterical.
Mac Pro is fully operational. Installing GarageBand now. I have a feeling I’ll be buying Logic Pro X in the next few months.
Ohhh Randy...