[quote=John McClane]I used to unwrap Swiss Rolls, but I think that's barbaric these days.

What's crazy is they didn't even come up with the idea. They just stole it from some European pastry expo.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]It really hurt putting the Swiss Cake Roll that far down. It is the essential Little Debbie Cake. It may be due to the fact that I consumed more of those than any other variant.

After thoughtful reflection, I believe the deconstruction of the Swiss Cake Roll is more enjoyable than the pastry :suspicious: itself.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]We clearly need an adult in the room...

1. Fudge Round 
2. Christmas Trees / Easter variant
3. Star Crunch
4. OCPs 
5. Nutty Bar
6. Swiss Cake Roll

Cuz I'm proud to be an American, we're at least I know my treats.

And I won't forget, the way, to take apart a Swiss Cake Roll.

God Bless Ms. Little Debbie![/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Uh oh, you're in trouble. They're like crack.

Don't worry, tho. We will start a collection for your inevitable pastry rehab.[/quote]

[quote=Miss Vicky]You people are a bad influence. I went to the grocery store on my lunch break and bought a box of Zebra Cakes. I don't think I've ever even had them before. I usually only get the oatmeal cream cookies and the nutty bars. Zebra Cakes are delicious.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Eh, I mean the problem there is we all have regular brownies often enough that it's hard to measure up. But, I dunno about you guys, but I've never had an oatmeal cream cookie sandwich [i]except[/i] for Little Debbie.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=NedStark09]
4 Nut Fudge Brownie[/quote]
Holy crap, how did I forget that one?! That's like the original pastry.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]God, I [i]hate[/i] Zoom.

And I'm not happy with the fact that they created a monopoly overnight.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk][COLOR="Purple"][B]Q[/B][/COLOR]. How do you make a Swiss Roll?

[COLOR="DarkGreen"][B]A[/B][/COLOR]. Push them down an Alp.


[size="2"](I'll get me coat, hat, scarf and gloves.....)[/size][/quote]

[quote=NedStark09]Little Debbie Best
1 Oatmeal Cream Cookie
2 Raisin Cream Cookie
3 Swiss Roll
4 Nut Fudge Brownie
5 Zebra Cakes[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]swiss rolls cuz you can unroll them and there's often a bit of chocolate on the card, after. 
star crunch cuz they're crunchy!
those lil christmas tree cakes that come out around christmas. the ones with the sprinkles. they're just so fun to eat, biting off the triangular tip!
maybe those weird apple-filled cakes, but i haven't seen those since i was a kid.[/quote]