The Shoutbox
I'm gonna commission someone to do some graphic overlay on these hummingbirds.

Imagine Lifeforce without the up,up, down, down....
Originally Posted by Citizen Rules
Originally Posted by doubledenim
So disappointed in myself when I don't set the coffee pot the night before.
Get yourself an espresso maker, it's es-pres-so-ly fast!
Sounds like main-lining adrenaline before I even let the dogs out.
Originally Posted by doubledenim
So disappointed in myself when I don't set the coffee pot the night before.
Get yourself an espresso maker, it's es-pres-so-ly fast!
So disappointed in myself when I don't set the coffee pot the night before.
Originally Posted by mattiasflgrtll6
Gonna set up a small list of movies to watch for the Directed By Women countdown. As it is right now, I still can't make a decent list yet.
How many are we talking?
Or Matthew Perry. Tough choice.
Originally Posted by Powdered Water
I'm not watching anymore movies until all the lead actor's are missing a finger. Just like me...
You could watch Harold Lloyd movies. Just sayin.
Eugene Levy should do some more movies!
I'm not watching anymore movies until all the lead actor's are missing a finger. Just like me...
Originally Posted by Sedai
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson under fire for portraying an amputee in the film "Skyscraper", when in real life, he actually has both legs. In other news, all future renditions of Moby Dick have been put on indefinite hold, as casting companies struggle to find insane boat captains with a wooden leg and a death wish to fill the roll of Ahab. It also seems the Superman sequel will not happen, as several actors were crushed to death when they were asked to stop a moving train to prove that they were actually Superman.
LMAO
Anybody else consistently lie to themselves about alcohol?

"Oh this little cut isn't so bad... Just dab a lil' isopropyl on there. I'm tuff..."

Neighbors proceed to call the cops to respond to the scene of "what sounds like" a murder.