[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]I had an [strike]nightmare[/strike] [i]amazing time[/i] last night [strike]that[/strike] [i]when[/i] when I was trapped on the roof of Nakatomi Plaza with Jackie Chan during a zombie break out.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]I feel like that was what you really meant to say 🧖🏼*♂️[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I am never eating a cheesy western before bed every again. That dream was too vivid for comfort.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I had a nightmare last night that I was trapped on the roof of Nakatomi Plaza with Jackie Chan during a zombie break out.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=Iroquois]Not a single one of you even tried to call me a regular on account of the fact that I somehow rank in the top 10. How disappointing.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]We’re all mobile. There is no Top 10![/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=Chypmunk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDbEXC0Zedg[/quote]

[font=century gothic]I’ve never loved something more in my life. I really connect with all the dead eyes in this video.

Thank you.[/font][/quote]

[quote=Iroquois]Not a single one of you even tried to call me a regular on account of the fact that I somehow rank in the top 10. How disappointing.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=Wyldesyde19]I prefer Shoutbox irregulars thank you very much.
Irregulators!  Mount up![/quote]

[font=century gothic]Sorry. We are all currently skimming the racks at the local TJ Maxx.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=Iroquois]Why are Shoutbox regulars like this?[/quote]

[font=century gothic]Because Steve is in charge. Has been for a while. Might take a while for the others to realize it, but it’s a NSO and we’ve left convention behind.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=ynwtf][quote=Iroquois][quote=ynwtf][quote=xSookieStackhouse][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Happy Thanksgiving to all my Kings and Queens above 18. Here’s to not being stingy with the gravy and everyone following proto. Good luck keeping them high and tight after all that wonderful food!
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we dont have thanks giving here in australia[/quote]

y'all can still make a sacrificial offering by baking a turkey tho. rules are kinda slack these days. you don't even have to kill it yourself! careful how loose you are though in interpretation. frozen t.v. dinners might accidentally summon cthulhu. or at least maybe a turkey variant. look. i'm just saying you have a part to play in this too.[/quote]

no we don't[/quote]

you could chant. or at least hold a candle while we clean up the mess. DD should be back any minute now with a mop and bucket.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]Wait, whut? What day is it? All I remember is pulling over at Gorgeous Gary’s Truck Center and meeting a woman named Bernadine at their Jager luge. My shoes are covered in what appears to be green salisbury steak and my hip feels displaced. Am I missing a tooth?[/font][/quote]

[quote=Cobra][quote=Iroquois]
no we don't[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlP3T6n7o48[/quote]

[quote=xSookieStackhouse][quote=Chypmunk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDbEXC0Zedg[/quote]
[img]https://media.self.com/photos/57d8a21346d0cb351c8c558b/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/missy-pantone-dancing.gif[/img][/quote]