[quote=Chypmunk]All that phukking toilet paper and then he just pharts :([/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]:D
Magna Farta: The Rodent's Eau De Toilette Range:[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Manufacturer: [i]The Rodent[/i]
Product Name: [i]Eau Dear Lord[/i][/quote]

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[font=century gothic]And here we have Job 73.4 in the occupational outlook guide.[/font][/center][/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Bottle it and make a fortune!![/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=The Rodent]Don't know what's wrong with my stomach, but I sat on the toilet and did such a massive fart I swear it pushed all the water round the U-bend.[/quote]
Thanks for sharing.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]With that amount of hot air you should have gone into politics :D[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]Don't know what's wrong with my stomach, but I sat on the toilet and did such a massive fart I swear it pushed all the water round the U-bend.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I’m so ****ed. I haven’t done anything on my business plan. And it’s due April 14th. I think I may need to burn that vacation time I’ve been holding onto.[/quote]

[quote=resopamenic]the existential struggle during pandemic:
being a human errand. dang u collectivism.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Good morning, all! I hope everyone is staying healthy and safe out there![/quote]