The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by Wyldesyde19
Originally Posted by AgrippinaX
Sometimes I want to live in Shoutsville.

As it is, I’ve finally screwed a client. One to tick off the bucket list.
You’re a lawyer aren’t you? Don’t you normally screw your clients?
*ba dum tish!*
Never before. It’s a first. It was fun.

I’m in litigation reputation management (code for “save their face”).
Originally Posted by AgrippinaX
Sometimes I want to live in Shoutsville.

As it is, I’ve finally screwed a client. One to tick off the bucket list.
You’re a lawyer aren’t you? Don’t you normally screw your clients?
*ba dum tish!*
Originally Posted by Iroquois
I'm back.
hey!


I know I rarely shout here, but I just want you to remember to vote on the Top 100 of the 2000s
Originally Posted by AgrippinaX
Originally Posted by ynwtf
'round these here office parts, when some bah'dy says "congrats" it typically means thar's a youngin' bout ta pop out. 'round these here office parts, don't matter much if anyone is really preggy or not. we just liked to spread the rumors.
HELL NO.
lol. sowwy.

I had a coworker years back that was kind of gullible. If anyone had even the slightest symptom that could be misinterpreted as being pregnant, I would note it to her. I just had to be subtle with it, but once she caught on to my questions you could see a spark flare in her eye. By day's end, everyone in the office thought that so-n-so was with child. It sort of became our inside game. If someone coughed, we'd look at each other with excitement to start another rumor. she's been gone from the office maybe 8 or more years, but I still get a text from time to time asking who's pregnant now.

Originally Posted by ynwtf
'round these here office parts, when some bah'dy says "congrats" it typically means thar's a youngin' bout ta pop out. 'round these here office parts, don't matter much if anyone is really preggy or not. we just liked to spread the rumors.
HELL NO.
Originally Posted by CringeFest
oh wait, congratulations AgrippinaX
It was perfect all-around. No particular scheme involved, just a bit of cunning and luck
'round these here office parts, when some bah'dy says "congrats" it typically means thar's a youngin' bout ta pop out. 'round these here office parts, don't matter much if anyone is really preggy or not. we just liked to spread the rumors.
Congratulations for what? I'm still confused.
oh wait, congratulations AgrippinaX
Originally Posted by AgrippinaX
Sometimes I want to live in Shoutsville.

As it is, I’ve finally screwed a client. One to tick off the bucket list.
did you use them as a victim in a pump-n-dump scheme or something?