[quote=Wyldesyde19]If you'll be my bodyguard,
I can be your long lost pal![/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]I will call you Betty, and you can call me Al.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic] “I will call you Mister P, but sir, I refuse to call you Master.”[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]You know what they say…the stronger the faith…[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]My talents include, “being able to judge by a profile pic, whether or not she is gonna bring up her faith in the bio.”

With great power, comes great responsibility.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]In the spirit of full disclosure, the original post did not load fast enough to reveal itself as a gif. I stand by the bit.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane][img_size=250]https://media2.giphy.com/media/2yLNN4wTy7Zr8JSXHB/giphy-downsized-large.gif[/img_size][/quote]

[font=century gothic][i]Weekend at Sprinkles[/i]?[/font][/quote]

[quote=ScannerDarkly][quote=John McClane][quote=John McClane]So I was eating out tonight and one of my favorite songs from the 90s came over the speaker system: [i]Better Off Alone[/i]. It's crazy how the most throw away lyrical songs can leave such an impression.[/quote]
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I just kept on waiting for to say something elsse[/quote]

[quote=CringeFest][quote=ynwtf]lol deleted my post before anyone called me out for grilling a dog.[/quote]

idk dude, i think that would be the least of your concerns, the dog people will get you if you do that.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]lol deleted my post before anyone called me out for grilling a dog.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Saturday - the only day with [i]a turd[/i] in it. They really didn't think it through when naming the days did they :([/quote]