The Shoutbox
I think of the days when one was considered tech savvy for matching up the color-coded RCA cables.
I remember back in the day a lot of people thought Microsoft was a program. Granted, the distinction between Company, OS, and Program is not something someone should easily be able to suss out just by using the computer for a bit.

I always draw a big line between "not tech savvy" and "not tech savvy and deliberately helpless about reasoning out even basic things," though. I've run into the latter a bit and it pretends to be the former.
lol
RE: Tech Support

I like the one where the person just can't get it through their head that the google search engine doesn't reside on their computer just because they are running Google Chrome.
Ey dew deh'klay-yuh!
I’ll shut up
Five miles and I’m feeling quite faded
Gunna walk the cut and pop out at the station
Whatchagondoo?
Gotten be turned on.

Omg, the hick speak is coming back
Awesome job on avatar gifs for mobile, Mr. Green.

I'm sure you did it 3 years ago, but congratty nonetheless!