[quote=Austruck][quote=John McClane][url=https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01AVUMAR4]HERE[/url] is proof that the modern world is just plain crazy.[/quote]
I have two hands! Duh![/quote]

[quote=John McClane][url=https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01AVUMAR4]HERE[/url] is proof that the modern world is just plain crazy.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=Chypmunk][quote=Austruck]I'll take Things I Wish I Could Unsee in My Mind for $200, Alex...[/quote]
Yeah, sadly after the initial smile that's all too often the next reaction :bawling:[/quote]
:D :D :D[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]:rotfl:[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk][quote=Austruck]I'll take Things I Wish I Could Unsee in My Mind for $200, Alex...[/quote]
Yeah, sadly after the initial smile that's all too often the next reaction :bawling:[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=Chypmunk]:eek: OMG - I have a Popeye tattoo on the front of my left hip and thigh .... more often than not raises a smile from the ladies when they see his pipe :blush:[/quote]
I'll take Things I Wish I Could Unsee in My Mind for $200, Alex...[/quote]

[quote=gandalf26]Touché[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]And I would know because I make those kinds of jokes all the time.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]I always read the silly posts in the same voice as a dad who just made an awful joke but is smirking to himself about how clever it is.[/quote]

[quote=gandalf26]Yoda I don't know why but I always read your responses to my silly posts as if they're being spoken by the Terminator.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]I'll be simultaneously pouring one out for your failed trolling career.[/quote]