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I heard he has a piercing on...

Ok, stopping now before this goes to far.
I heard he has an etching of a bison on his chest with the legend "Fake gnus" underneath.
I heard he has a tattoo across his shoulders that reads "No Regerts"
I heard Trump doesn’t actually like McDonalds or Burger King. He actually eats tofu burgers and buys wrappers from the two previous companies in bulk. You won’t find it anywhere legit, tho, because he’s trying to protect his image.
good wishes to all!
Apologies if my merkin around upset anyone yesterday
Originally Posted by Citizen Rules
BTW what the hell is a ladygarden?
Just the title of Martha Stewart's new book.
*sprinkles some magic dirty dust I found in the dark corner of MOFOs on Citizen*
Originally Posted by Citizen Rules
BTW what the hell is a ladygarden?
You really have to ask? Your mind is not dirty enough.
I don't know, I kind of dig what he wrote, it's poetic in a whacked way. It's like 50s beat jive meets Mary Shelley. BTW what the hell is a ladygarden? Do I dare ask?
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
"With just a flick of his comb he extracted her spleen and liver before settling down to the more arduous task of getting her ladygarden into good shape."
That ain't right, man.