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Mr Minio   03-20-23
Repairing stuff is basically pointless nowadays. Just get a new one.
John McClane   03-20-23
just got the estimate to fix my watch and it was twice what I paid for it

John McClane   03-20-23
Just don't take out liability only because we're gonna beat the hell out of it.
Allaby   03-20-23
Buy the second car and give it to one of your Mofo friends.
John McClane   03-20-23
Speaking of brain cells, I got an email a few minutes ago saying I'm entitled to a class action lawsuit settlement against Juul. But I'm holding out for the one against the US Government for taking away my mango and mint Juul pods. Pain and suffering! Mental anguish!
Sedai   03-20-23
They figured I only have two brain cells or something... Terrible deal!
John McClane   03-20-23
They figured you got two feet and two hands. Why can't you drive both?
Sedai   03-20-23
VW sends me an email today "Exciting news! We have a 2015 Jetta for sale you will love!"

I currently own a 2013 Jetta with only 61k miles on it. The one they are advertising has 82k on it.

"Only 15,000 dollars!"

It's the exact same car, with the same options, and it's even the same color.

So in other words, I drive my car to the dealership, sign a paper that says I owe them 15k, and then leave in the exact same car except it has an additional 20k miles on it.

I think I'll pass.
Torgo   03-20-23
Nice!

Duncan Idaho! Harkonnen's he'll destroy,
Duncan Idaho! Always protects his boy

It practically writes itself.
KeyserCorleone   03-20-23
Originally Posted by Torgo
Random thought for sure, but imagine how good an Indian Dune movie would be. Song and dance would be an ideal way to fill you in on the plot, the characters' backstories, etc.
The duney planet's fine, Paul Atreides!
Minor space engine made, Paul Atreides!
Anybody need this spice, Paul Atreides!
You need a sword to fight, Paul Atreides!
John McClane   03-20-23
Legs?! Where we're going we don't need legs.
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