The Shoutbox
Wow, did Chyp find a joke even he wouldn't make?
Aaaaand now there's a turtle outside.

Are the animals just taking turns?
GASP! that burned my fingers typing it.
Things that make 4Loco look like a healthy lifestyle choice.
Starbucks Tripleshot. Anyone have any experience with one of these? 225mg caffeine per. I imagine the police were involved if you did.
Nostalgic for toys of your youth?

"If I can't get those birds, you need to human. Go now. Take this fishnet and end this. Bring them back to me and I will spare the couch's life."
That cat was ready to be unleashed.
If the porch suddenly goes black and white on you and a guy introducing himself as Mitch walks up, run.