[quote=ynwtf]Agreed. Farmer don't need no a.c.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Farmer should be on the other side, so they can have the left arm on the door to get the uneven tan...[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Sometimes you just gotta drive like a farmer.

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[quote=Yoda]Dog emotions are weird. There's like no difference between dependence and love and loyalty, or between happiness and excitement. It's all just ON or OFF.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]I'm 99.9% sure that every time my dog comes to me... He just wants meat sticks.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk][img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/7dcc1a00cdeec0bcb869b2c789814d31/tenor.gif?itemid=3328463[/img][/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]yer catchin' on! Wait. Time travel. You're aware. WAIT! ... they're all aware now, yn.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk][quote=ynwtf]I have a feeling I've shared that story here at least three other times. I think I do that. A lot.[/quote]

This means your uncle was actually at least 45 when events took place :eek:[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]I have a feeling I've shared that story here at least three other times. I think I do that. A lot.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf][quote=Sedai]Luckily you were strapped, right?  ;)[/quote]

I watched my papa strap my uncle when he was like 15 or so. Dude never even stood up from his Lazy Boy recliner. Just reached down to unbuckle his belt then whipped that thing out like Pootie Tang and went to cracking it over the kid's shoulder and back. Like, right there in front of everyone. I'm pretty sure my memory has exaggerated the event. I was probably 5. Also, before Chyp asks, it was my uncle who was 15. Not papa.

:D[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]This is my new YouTube addiction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njn6krU3tQ8[/quote]