The Shoutbox
ynwtf: What?
Mountain Dew was the first energy drink.
Stay strong brother yn - I know it was my reporting you that led to this whole situation but how was I to know the ISPCI would be so draconian (research shows that they never used to be as hard-line as this until Alfonso Drake took the helm)

Thoughts and prayers!

Viva la CUAISPCI!!!!

p.s. I shall endeavour to send a slice of turkey tomorrow, hopefully you won't mind that it's uncooked but I'm currently a little deficient in terms of fifty pence pieces for the meter
I've been granted library and internet access allowing me to read and respond here. That's ironic considering my conviction was against the abuse of imagery, yet here I sit ...in a library of books, magazines, instructional VHS and DVD recordings, and the internet! I should note that some IT guy has apparently disabled my access to Google Image search, but there are plenty of stock image sites that I am already subscribed to, so the joke is on him (or her).

Thank you, Chypmunk, for your kind letter of support to the ISPOISPCI. You do not know how much that means to me. I'm sure your kind words will sway the committee's judgments during my review hearing next week but, alas, I will not be out this week to take advantage of the Black Friday sales papers. At least not the printed ones. I can still check my email subscription adverts, so there is that.

I still believe what I did was justified and I blame the liberal extremists for pushing our culture to the brink of hysterical judgment over image "abuse." Laughable. I have co-founded a grass roots movement here with other like-minded individuals that feel we have reached a tipping point with image rights and knee-jerk protectionism. We call ourselves Citizens United Against the International Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Images (CUAISPCI). We think this serves as a shot across the bow of the ISPCI. We have not yet agreed on a domain name, but once we do I will share it with you all should you wish to support our cause either through our marketing campaign that we have started printing for here, in the facilities printing lab (though we're restricted to standard 8.5 x 11 paper, and we're only allowed to print text. For obvious reasons.), or through our Go-Fund me account that Steve is currently setting up. Oh. Actually Steve just informed me that he cannot do that until I have signed off the computer. We only have the one here.

So best wishes to you this holiday and I will return soon. Happy Thanksgiving, and thank you for your support.
What the ****? What image?
I've today written a strongly worded letter to the ISPOISPCI (International Society for Prevention of Overreaction by the ISPCI (International Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Images)) to protest at the incarceration of our beloved MoFo ynwtf, as it was a first offence (and only a minor one at that) I feel a custodial sentence (no matter how short) was overly harsh, surely attendance to a minute long presentation of "How images have feelings too" would have sufficed.

Here's hoping the decision is overturned and ynwtf is back with us shortly!
When I used to have to drive for long stretches (6-8 hours), I'd prefer (diet) Mountain Dew to coffee to REALLY get me wide-eyed and awake and alert. That stuff is insanely good for that.
Sun Drop creators were like, "Oh, you think you have a lot of caffeine Mountain Dew. Let us see what we can do about that."

Mountain Dew and Sun Drop open my eyes better than any of the energy drinks.
Sun Drop is really good. Really close. They trade a little acidity for smoothness.

Dale Earnhardt was a big fan.
I use to be on it

It really is a feat of engineering.
Addicted: I can’t help it. They put crack in Mountain Dew, and it used to be super plentiful in my childhood so I didn’t stand a chance. I’ve done a pretty good job cutting it out, so when I do have it now I feel like shit.