The Shoutbox
Yeah, I don’t lose things, so I’m not worried.

I was patient enough to wait till the second gen, so totally not joke worthy.
They seem kinda cool though. Assuming you're not the kind of person who loses that stuff. I'm pretty careful about that stuff so I'd probably like them.
DoesMattJohnLikeAppleToday:

YES.

I ordered a pair of the new AirPods. I feel dirty.
While her sister sits on her perch from across the room, silently, disapprovingly judging her.
This is followed by a spell of twitchy wide-eyed mania like she has just eaten a handful of amphetamines.
She reminds me of Britney Spears at the peak of her HotMessyNess.

You would think a cat would figure out how to drink out of a faucet, after it has done it over a hundred times.
No thanks, the FRS is all I can handle right now. I’m just glad it’s dependable.
I have a RX-7 I would like to sell you.