The Shoutbox
"I hate every Ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z, no you'll never make a Monkey out of me!

Oh My Gosh! I was Wrong! It was Earth! All Along! You've Finally Made a monkey!"

"Yes we've finally made a monkey!"

"Yes you've finally made a Monkey out of Me!!"

"I love you Dr. Zaius!"
"And then they move on to the killing floor...Don't let the name scare you, it's not really a floor."
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure....."
"A noble spirit embiggens us all."
"Gonna paint your wagon! Gonna paint it good! We ain't braggin', we're gonna coat that wood!"
"Paint my chickencoop!"
It's been nice... but I'm off to bed, have to head in at 4 to do some inventories... yeah Night all!
It's been nice... but I'm off to bed, have to head in at 4 to do some inventories... yeah Night all!
And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
"I say it's time for a new direction. We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And twirling! Always twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle