The Shoutbox
Anybody here pay the 10 bucks a month for YouTube premium? The ads are really wearing me down. I wanna know if that 10 bucks really gets rid of the ads.
See…this is why they need a robot receptionist.
Social faux pas diary: was introduced to a new receptionist. Not sure why, as I’ll be out of their hair in 2 weeks, but anyway. The girl I know and like has been on holiday and apparently isn’t coming back. With all this information at my disposal, and seeing the clueless look in the new child’s eyes, I commended, “Oh, dear.”

The building manager who introduced him, and who herself is not much older, said indignantly, “What do you mean, ‘Oh, dear’?”

And there I was. Oh, people.

Too early in the day too watch that masterpiece. I can’t go outside with these goosebumps.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
I would have rather had referenced Tina Turner though, but I take what I can get.
I have quit offering congratulatory pleasantries to others in the form of “good job” or “way to go”.

Instead, I reach into the back of my throat, with a raspy filter and belt out, “We don’t need another heee-rooow!!!
Originally Posted by John McClane
And I’d trust an AI/robot doctor before a human doctor. Same with a robot journalist.
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Originally Posted by John McClane
So what percentage of jobs would you consider to be useless? Mine's like borderline useless, so there's one at least.
95% of white collar? Sounds close enough.
I would have rather had referenced Tina Turner though, but I take what I can get.
*hands Sedai and Austruck two cans of chrome spray paint*

Just don't use them yet until you get the phrasing right, else you may not be received in Valhalla.
Originally Posted by Austruck
Originally Posted by Sedai
Originally Posted by AgrippinaX
No robot can predict or factor in all of toddlers’ self-destructive tendencies.
Can confirm!

Can also confirm!
See, I know kids. 😂 indeed, I do.