The Shoutbox
"I said, 'Jump'. Well he's been threatening to do this for years. I said, 'Look, if you're gonna kill yourself, do it already and stop bothering me.' At least then I'd respect the guy for accomplishing something."
"Oh yeah, big smoker!"
"We're not men."
Damn you, Kent. I already quoted the marbles line. Keep up.
"Now we've got that Urban Sombraro to compete with"
"Which word did he emphasize? Was it 'why would JERRY bring anything?,' or was it 'Why would Jerry BRING anything?'"

"I think he emphasized 'would.'"
"It's a show about nothing."
"Mr Marbles!?"
"Ooooooooooooooooooo! Yeah, that feels gooood!"
"The cool evening breezes of Anytown, USA."
"That's an old wives tale!!"

"Is it?"