The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by The Rodent
Originally Posted by Sedai
Stop by my joint and give me a trim, please. I am getting pretty shaggy!
Easy to cut hair.
All you need is a potato peeler and a ruler.
No mirror. Just use intuition.

In honor of everybody's favorite pierced, non suit wearing, reality star. I'm working in a mullet.

Instead of bleaching the top, I'm just coloring in the sides with a Sharpie.
Originally Posted by Sedai
Sayonara, Bernie!

What?!? What are you saying?!? Who gonna give me all this free stuff and guarantee everybody's wages during the pandemic, now?

That Bill Maher hit must not have helped...
But won't all the sheets tear in the wrong place now?
thank god i don't live in america, having to buy toilet paper from the internet. that's a all new level of pathetic.
I just scored of case of Cottonelle off Amazon: 60 rolls.
Sayonara, Bernie!
Paging Captain Spaulding.
Nothing wrong with a bit of fluff.
Shame there's not more who post the filler shouts tbh.
I almost furgot about those...
Typical. Not a single humorous quip for ages and then all of a sudden it's pelting down with 'em.
Beastly.