[quote=John McClane]There was an old man in our neighborhood that used to mow the lawn in his underwear, long sleeve shirt, sun hat, and garden gloves.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]And I never wear shorts. Always jeans. Even in 90 degree weather. It’s my armor.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I’m usually the one that is wearing clothing that doesn’t match the season. Like today I had a wool hat on and my hoodie pulled up over my head but it was like 65F out there.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I’m surprised the mower even started. It spent the better part of winter sitting in the elements.

I loathe yard work. I refuse to do it. I’m a new species. We burst into flames when we’re outdoors.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I mowed the back, which looked like Vietnam. I said forget the front. Our neighbors probably already hate us for always having a shit yard but I don’t care. Costs money to maintain that shit. I’m all about letting Mother Earth run wild. She’s crazy when you get some liquor in her![/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]I gotta do yard work today. Bleck.[/quote]


[font=century gothic]Double time, soldier! Storm's a comin' .[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Easter is a day that really makes me regret my dietary choices.[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I gotta do yard work today. Bleck.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Have an eggcellent day one and all.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Happy Easter, everyone!  :)[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]groovy[/quote]