[quote=John McClane]Also, wtf, why is [i]Endgame[/i] coming back to theaters? I think it's time to review that pile of trash.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Yeah, if it was me I'd be blasting a hawk noises over a boombox at all hours of the night and day.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]That actually may be the problem here. Like Klingons, perhaps mocking birds see retreat as weakness. Maybe try chirping BACK at them. Shout a Qapla or two their way. See if that doesn't sort their dispositions. Share a jug of blood wine. OH! A plate of gagh should do the trick![/quote]

[quote=Yoda]No, but if I had a pig handy I would definitely chuck it at him with a slingshot.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Yoda: are you making angry noises back?[/quote]

[quote=Steve Freeling][quote=Miss Vicky]
Not according to Georgia's Department of Natural Resources: "It is unlawful to take nongame wildlife except coyotes, armadillos, groundhogs, beavers, starlings, English sparrows, pigeons, fiddler crabs and venomous snakes. Additionally, rats, mice, frogs spring lizards, freshwater crayfish and freshwater mussels may be taken except for species on Georgia's protected species list. (Nongame wildlife means all species of flora and fauna indigenous to Georgia which are not legally taken through hunting, fishing, trapping or otherwise.)"[/quote]
They must have changed it, then. It was illegal to kill pigeons here for a long time.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]The saga continues. Went around the back again, BOTH mockingbirds fly back, they perch on opposite ends of the back porch to guard it. They start divebombing my dog, who chases them back easily. I'm holding the dog leash so I kind of wave it around and they fly back out front and we go inside. But as soon as we leave them come back to guard the area briefly again.

The one that seems to know who I am is making new, angrier sounding noises than it did before.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=Chypmunk]Sounds like Martin Mockingbird ('Marty' to his mates; 'Mister Mockingbird, Sir' to Yods) has taken it up to Def Con Three :eek:[/quote]

[font=century Gothic]Pretty sure it's gonna be DEFCON [COLOR=BROWN] #2[/COLOR]. [/FONT][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]:rotfl:[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]OMG! "Stop it, now!" wwwwowoooaaOOOH-ooh eee-oh oh oh....[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]I couldn't find a shot of Yoda hiding under a car, so I went with the heroic pose, instead.[/quote]