[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess Bill Maher doesn't write much of his material anymore.[/font][/quote]

[quote=Zotis][quote=ED-209][quote=Zotis][quote=ED-209]My Prime Directive: Patrol MOFO Shoutbox; request users place down their weapons, and to then please comply.[/quote]
You want to me to place down my fists?[/quote]

Affirmative.

[B]Enforcement Droid - Model 209 Tactical Weapons Mode Activated[/b]

Place down your fists. You may do so one finger at a time, twice consecutively to simulate the 20-second timer.

You have 20 fingers to comply.[/quote]
-places fists down on your face- Ha! Take that![/quote]

[quote=UpgradeYourDad]Is that Jason on Arsenio Hall??? I knew there was a reason MovieForums pulled me in[/quote]

[quote=cat_sidhe][quote=ED-209]

[B]Enforcement Droid - Model 209 Activated.[/B]

I have accessed video archives of late 1980s footage in which such a bag was used as weaponry against over-sexualized teenage summer camp attendees.

Is your reply a threat? If so, what protection could feather down insulation offer you?

[B]Enforcement Droid - Model 209 Tactical Weapons Mode Activated[/B]

Place down your sleeping bag weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.[/quote]

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[quote=ynwtf]I think The Adventures of Ford Fairlane is streaming on HBO Now. Just fyi.[/quote]

[quote=Joel]See you in an hour, BACK! GET IT?!
-The Day the Laughter Died[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Hick-or-ee dick-or-ee dock;
Dat's all I can say wid a PG rating.

OOooh!
*thumps cig ash to the air*[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Dice was unique in that people knew his material, but he still sold out shows and shows and shows...[/font][/quote]

[quote=Joel]Ah, gotcha. I am curious to see whether or not his newer material is timid of the current thought policing. Real stand up shouldn't care about sensitive people. It should make no apologies, but most important, if you're gonna burn it all down, it had better be damn funny.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]Don't think there's a direction to go in, just watch his specials again was all I meant.[/quote]

[quote=Joel][quote=Powdered Water]He did a standup a while back that you should try out. If you think that insults and lewd behavior were most of his act tho? Have you really listened to what he's saying during his old shows?[/quote]

Absolutely. But I can't say he had any commentary aside from misogynistic humor and the like. Maybe you can point me in the direction of his other stuff? I may have missed something, or just need reminding. I really like him. I could have cared less for his dirty nursery rhyme shtcik[/quote]