[quote=John McClane]But do you know kung fu?

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[quote=Act III]X^D[/quote]

[quote=Act III]I will be fine though, I know how to use weapons.[/quote]

[quote=Act III]Helping out strangers that threaten you on the side isnt on the job description but you can expect such things.[/quote]

[quote=Corax]https://youtu.be/v_suy7gARps

Amusing...[/quote]

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[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Some people are into white-chicks.[/font][/quote]

[quote=Act III]Thats what it really looked like back in the day of muskets and horse buggies.[/quote]

[quote=Act III]Authentic booty
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[quote=John McClane]I dunno. I didn’t make it. Whatever the convenient store uses.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]What kind of mayo you packin’ there, pilgrim?

There’s only one right answer. 
*index finger quivers over side piece*[/font][/quote]