The Shoutbox
Friday.
I'm surviving on peanut butter and jelly. I don't even know what day it is I'm so hungry
I’ll see your small donkeys, vacation tchotchkes and raise you “sugar-free hard candy”.

More commonly known as “trumpet fuel”
🎺 ⛽️
*lights a match*
two birds, one stone kinda thing.
Is it hot in here...or is it just me?
Phoenix!!!
Send a maniac to catch one...
she seds seashells by the seashore

He seds, she seds!
who farts then seds? is that even a verb??