[quote=John McClane]If it wasn’t for office hours (I went to ever professor like 4-5 times a week) and term papers I never would have graduated. Same for the legal speed[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I murdered every spelling test and even with copious studying I’d rarely get better than a C and in college I couldn’t take an exam to save my life. Usually got a C- with quite a few Ds because I never wrote enough but I couldn’t ever figure out how to write more without looking at the original texts.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I met with a doctor this past week, and they asked me if I was ever tested for dyslexia as a kid. Ya know, I can’t help but think they might be on to something[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]Just gave twenty to a dude because it was the smallest bill I had. I hope I didn’t just kill him.[/quote]

[font=century Gothic] You're awesome. You put good out into the world. That is the part you control. [/font][/quote]Yeah, but he told me where he was going and $20 is enough to order so much food you could bust your gut. And I try to do good. I would hope if I was homeless someone would do the same for me.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] There's a memorial somewhere for all those intrepid arachnid oral explorers. [/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=ynwtf]Never done that. But I have swallowed a fly before. I couldn't taste it. It all happened so fast. But maybe it too tasted like a battery? maybe like a watch battery. OR the kind you put on a PC motherboard. I never tasted those either, but one can dream.[/quote]

[font=century Gothic] What about all the spiders you swallow in your sleep? [/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]Just gave twenty to a dude because it was the smallest bill I had. I hope I didn’t just kill him.[/quote]

[font=century Gothic] You're awesome. You put good out into the world. That is the part you control. [/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Just gave twenty to a dude because it was the smallest bill I had. I hope I didn’t just kill him.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Never done that. But I have swallowed a fly before. I couldn't taste it. It all happened so fast. But maybe it too tasted like a battery? maybe like a watch battery. OR the kind you put on a PC motherboard. I never tasted those either, but one can dream.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Anybody else chew up a Vitamin B pill today? No?

Well if you ever wanna know what it's like to lick a battery...

[size=-2][right]"hey, why does he know what licking a battery..."[/right][/size][/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Keeping with the Westerns theme, looks like I 
strolled into the Ghostbox at high noon. 

*cue tumbleweed*[/font][/quote]