[quote=Sedai]That's weird, I just conned someone out of some money when I told them I was selling Hilton Grand Vacations.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Speaking of crack, I just said yes to a telemarketer and bought a Hilton Grand Vacations trip.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Crack is whack, yo![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]We also have a heroin epidemic here, too.

Yesterday's visit to Walmart involved seeing a woman smoking in her car, a group of teens talking loudly about how much crack they smoked on the way there, and a woman in the check out line with tread marks on her feet.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water][quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]I saw a woman smoking meth/crack in the Walmart parking lot, and then I overheard some people in the store talking about dat rock.

Gotta love the Appalachians. :D[/quote]


[font=century gothic]I gave a guy in a Fred Myers parking lot in WA the benefit of the doubt, "Hey, maybe he's shooting his insulin."

Nope. Definitely speed. Insulin doesn't make you act like that.[/font][/quote]
I doubt it was speed. We have a heroin epidemic here.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][size=1][i]*Googles George Jones*[/i][/size]

How old are you, dude? :p[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]Remember, lawnmowers don’t run on whiskey.[/quote]

[font=century Gothic] Is that a George Jones reference? [/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Remember, lawnmowers don’t run on whiskey.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Hmmmm ..... went to mow the front lawn and the lawnmower blew up right as I started.

Result :)[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I am soooo excited to see Burn Gorman. He was [u]amazing[/u] in [i]Turn: Washington's Spies[/i]. I have no doubt he will be just as awesome here.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Now that it ha switched networks, Chrisjen Avasarala can finally swear as much as she does in the books.  ;)[/quote]