The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Originally Posted by John-Connor
Originally Posted by doubledenim
aand the 'shout of the week' goes to doubledenim..
yeeeeeeeessssss... yes.


Originally Posted by John-Connor
Originally Posted by doubledenim
aand the 'shout of the week' goes to doubledenim..
Originally Posted by doubledenim
aand the 'shout of the week' goes to doubledenim..
David Sedaris might be the greatest North Carolinian ever. Narrowly beating out....[bad joke].
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Originally Posted by John McClane
I just got a random urge to watch SeaQuest DSV.
if you're lookin' for me,
better check under tha sea,
cuz that is where you'll find me;
underneath tha seeeeeealab,
under tha wat... wait.

wrong show =\
That medley definitely works. I’d like to commission you and your technologies to create a masterpiece.

On my end, I’m willing to commit to a transfer of 5 dollars U.S. in order to make this happen.
Originally Posted by John McClane
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on that article about billionaires' tax returns. What was I thinking? Where's the blood pressure cuff?!
I’m guessing I read that one. Seems like it’s always writing off a lot of investment, not paying taxes on gains that haven’t been realized. What’s the solution? Tax them and have them move their economic engines to another country?

This isn’t directed at you, but there isn’t one of us who wouldn’t use the methods if we were in their position.
I’m tinkering with the program. Let me know how you feel about watching Ernest Borgnine, but only in Airwolf, in a few minutes.
Originally Posted by John McClane
I just got a random urge to watch SeaQuest DSV.
if you're lookin' for me,
better check under tha sea,
cuz that is where you'll find me;
underneath tha seeeeeealab,
under tha wat... wait.

wrong show =\
I just got a random urge to watch SeaQuest DSV.
Originally Posted by John McClane
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on that article about billionaires' tax returns. What was I thinking? Where's the blood pressure cuff?!
One of my clients, among those routinely featured in such billionaire tax returns lists, complained today that he’s also going to the moon like Elon Musk, and was recently crowned the richest person in the superpower country that he’s from by Forbes, but no one cares. He calls me and says, ‘Why don’t we get more coverage? Why don’t we get coverage like Musk? I’m sending shit to Mars too! What am I doing wrong?’

It took all the self control I have not to say, ‘Mate, get Twitter, run it yourself only when you’re high. That’ll be 700 grand for my time.’

I just commiserated, though.