The Shoutbox
I'm at a crossroad. Do I go to sleep knowing I have to wake in 3.5 hours, or do I try to push through and just watch The Karate Kid III? Either way, I'm going to hate myself in a few hours.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
well. i said couldn't afford. likely, mom just wouldn't buy them cuz i'd lose them. my marbles, that is. and we didn't eat the bugs. that was the deviled eggs.
My dad used to make up crazy shit all the time to get me to think for myself and question things. By the time I was in the 1st or 2nd grade I didn't believe a word coming from my peers. Liars! The whole lot of them.

Oh wait, no, that was mostly just me. I could get anyone, even in college, to believe the wildest stuff.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
when I was a lil kiddie, I was scared to eat them. i also didn't understand how my super-churchy grandparents would make them, being of the devil and all. i also thought the devl was a giant roly poly (that's a pill bug, for you non southern folk). mostly, we played marbles with them cuz we couldn't afford marbles. i was scared to do that too after a kid told me it was the devil and would poop in my mouth at night if i took one home.

o.O
When kids start really working out that imagination and start telling lies to each other.

I vividly remember conversations from my youth, because of the sheer insanity of what kids would come up with.
I should have gotten that reference instantly 😞
"We ate the toys, Eddie."
well. i said couldn't afford. likely, mom just wouldn't buy them cuz i'd lose them. my marbles, that is. and we didn't eat the bugs. that was the deviled eggs.
when I was a lil kiddie, I was scared to eat them. i also didn't understand how my super-churchy grandparents would make them, being of the devil and all. i also thought the devl was a giant roly poly (that's a pill bug, for you non southern folk). mostly, we played marbles with them cuz we couldn't afford marbles. i was scared to do that too after a kid told me it was the devil and would poop in my mouth at night if i took one home.

o.O
mmmmm deviled eggs
lol
Deviled Egg Otter Snots.

What is a reoccurring stain on Doc Antle’s love platform?
Originally Posted by ynwtf
deviled egg otter snot?!!?!
Try gettin’ that stain otter white sheets! 🦦