[quote=Austruck][quote=John McClane]Well, state of VA just closed all the K-12 schools for 2 weeks.[/quote]
Pennsylvania just did the same thing today. 10 business days/2 weeks.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] "Mr. Danton. I'm unable to reach Mr. Belfort. 

I do have a Mr. Mcounaghey on line 3. 

He sounds like he's naked, playing a bongo, beating on his chest, doing some sort of rhythmic breathing." 


[right]"Put. Him. Through." [/right] [/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] "Mary Ellen. 

:long pause: 

Get Jordan Belfort on the horn."

[i]the distressed leather chair creaks as Mortimer Danton leans back, a "smear" displayed on his face, swirling his 4 fingers of Pappy, eye twinkling with a shimmer often reserved for the redlight district. [/i] [/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]JCP stock bounced 46% today. A lot of other ones I was watching have bounced 18-20+%. Man, the greed is ridiculous.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]National emergency.[/quote]

[quote=Wyldesyde19][quote=Holden Pike]They did that here in Maryland yesterday.[/quote]

Where in Maryland do you live?  I’m in Hagerstown.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]They did that here in Maryland yesterday.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Well, state of VA just closed all the K-12 schools for 2 weeks.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] Trust me, if someone sneezes on 20 lbs. of prepared food, they are 100 throwing it out, sanitizing the container and starting over again :rotfl:[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] If you are a nervous nelly and eat out a lot, don't worry. All those food service people uphold the most stringent food safety protocols. [/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]Crack is whack unless you’re playing blackjack.[/quote]

[font=century Gothic]I workshopped a Whitney Houston bit, but it just didn't ring any bells. [/font][/quote]