The Shoutbox
Brb, myself.
"No no, we slept head to toe."
"So? Your genitals are still lined up."
I'll be back. Please, don't stop for me.
"Let me tell you something: if you're a guy and you ask for a doggie bag on a date, you might as well have them just wrap up your genitals too."
"Levels."
"IT'S ALL PIPES!!"
"The very thought...you had me lying in urine!"
"Are you sensing anything right now?"
"I had a pony! He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him. My sister had pony, my cousin had pony...so what's wrong with that?"
"Being a woman, I only have access to the equipment, what, thity to forty minutes a week? And that's a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment and have access to it 24-hours a day their entire lives?"
"This isn't over. I still have armies in the Ukraine."

"Ukraine? Ukraine is weak, my friend."