[quote=Holden Pike]"Being a woman, I only have access to the equipment, what, thity to forty minutes a week? And that's a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment and have access to it 24-hours a day their entire lives?"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"This isn't over. I still have armies in the Ukraine."

"Ukraine? Ukraine is weak, my friend."[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"I dated you."

"That's because my standards are to low."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Usually when the B leaves the O goes with it. This is beyond BO. This is BBO."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"That was a one-in-a-million Moyl."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]E: "He can't go left?"

J: "No. I'm a lefty, can't go right. What about women, do they go left or right?"

E: "No, we just play defense."[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"I'm sort of...enagaged."[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"I don't like this at all."

"I can't stop now, I'm addicted..."[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"I WAS IN THE POOL!!"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"He's the got-no-Green Lanten."
"Hey Elaine: maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Yeah? Well they're better than those pictures of naked Lois Lane."

"Where'd you see those? Those are private!"[/quote]