The Shoutbox
"He's the got-no-Green Lanten."
"Hey Elaine: maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan."
"Yeah? Well they're better than those pictures of naked Lois Lane."

"Where'd you see those? Those are private!"
"He could be the Green Lantern"

"I found out his weakness, no green"
"Like laundry?"
"His buttocks are superb."
E: "It shrinks?"

J: "Like a frightened turtle."

E: "Why does it shrink?"

G: "It just Does."

E: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
"THE BEACH!!!"
"IIIIIIIII'VE GOT IT!"
"Alright, damnitt, I'm in."
"The switch? Can't be done."
"Rusty!! RUSTY!!!"