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Originally Posted by ynwtf
so i twisted an in-office chat way up, confronting a coworker why they're tracking when coworkers are poopin' and why she's claimed that she doesn't. so i told her i just told the boss that she claimed she doesn't poop thinking that she might now IM the boss saying something defensive like "I do TOO poop but i don't TRACK when people do it!" all in a paranoid jump to stop me from making things worse.
...i'm hoping. eagerly awaits boss' IM asking me, "wtf, yn?"
...i'm hoping. eagerly awaits boss' IM asking me, "wtf, yn?"
Originally Posted by ynwtf
so i twisted an in-office chat way up, confronting a coworker why they're tracking when coworkers are poopin' and why she's claimed that she doesn't. so i told her i just told the boss that she claimed she doesn't poop thinking that she might now IM the boss saying something defensive like "I do TOO poop but i don't TRACK when people do it!" all in a paranoid jump to stop me from making things worse.
...i'm hoping. eagerly awaits boss' IM asking me, "wtf, yn?"
...i'm hoping. eagerly awaits boss' IM asking me, "wtf, yn?"
so i twisted an in-office chat way up, confronting a coworker why they're tracking when coworkers are poopin' and why she's claimed that she doesn't. so i told her i just told the boss that she claimed she doesn't poop thinking that she might now IM the boss saying something defensive like "I do TOO poop but i don't TRACK when people do it!" all in a paranoid jump to stop me from making things worse.
...i'm hoping. eagerly awaits boss' IM asking me, "wtf, yn?"
...i'm hoping. eagerly awaits boss' IM asking me, "wtf, yn?"
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Refreshing the resume. Should “getting out of bed in less than 10 minutes” be the first quality listed, or maybe push it down the list so as not to portray an air of arrogance?
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Do we really need to go overt this a gain? Yes, we all know how fancy you are. Standing on your back pornch, throwing dirties into your wish ed for your "Mr. Hornse" to eat them for you of course. Then the rancoons take care of the rest. Living the highlife 😇 Speaking of, those little bass-ferns keep waking me up in the morning! I swear, Randy, if you don't set those craps today I'm liability to berm this whole place to the prawn position. Now get TO IT, RAN-DY.
fixed that 4u.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
I just use the shed, out back, for that.
Refreshing the resume. Should “getting out of bed in less than 10 minutes” be the first quality listed, or maybe push it down the list so as not to portray an air of arrogance?