[quote=John McClane]They were talking about the FF7 remake on NPR this morning. Boy, that was weird.

Made me want to keep my distance even more.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=ynwtf]Oh, Martha Quinn, how I miss you. Tell me again of next weekend's live-aired concert and new dates for The Rolling Stones tour.

[b]dah[/b]-[i]duh[/i]-nuh, duh-na[i]nuh[/i]nah; d'na-nu-[b]nah[/b].[/quote]

[font=century Gothic] I had MTV on the brain today. I was thinking how you would explain TRL to somebody that never saw it. [/font][/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]once you've heard it, you can't ever forget it.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Oh, Martha Quinn, how I miss you. Tell me again of next weekend's live-aired concert and new dates for The Rolling Stones tour.

[b]dah[/b]-[i]duh[/i]-nuh, duh-na[i]nuh[/i]nah; d'na-nu-[b]nah[/b].[/quote]

[quote=QuantezQuiz]An attractive dame at Wal-Mart inadvertently began walking towards the store with me. Then I'm like, "Wait, you're coughing? Get away from me".[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]We ain’t got no Costco, bro. We got a Sam’s Club but they only stock sandpaper.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] Anybody that talks about the paper shortage, definitely doesn't shop at Costco. [/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane][url=https://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Professional-Toilet-Business-Standard/dp/B0014C440U/]THIS[/url] is what I bought.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Yeah, that's why I didn't buy those type of rolls. I bought the individually wrapped rolls that hotels use.

If I hadn't worked in a hotel I wouldn't have known to look for that sort of packaging.

BTW, y'all, I drove by my old place of employment and I have never seen it that empty. It's so eerie. I am so glad I left the hotel industry when I did![/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=John McClane]So all you really gotta do is go to the places that fast food/restaurants/hotels order their paper and you shouldn't have a problem. Just means you gotta buy a case. :lol:[/quote]
A friend of mine did this recently... bought industry-specific rolls of TP.

Turns out they're way too big for her TP holder/dispenser... And they don't have any perforations (since the commercial holders typically have little razor-like edges to rip off the right amount.

She's making do, but I bet after a few months of this, she'll wish she hadn't just waited for regular TP to hit the shelves again. (It's starting to make a comeback around here.)[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]that sounds like a great guild name for Warcraft. Cottonelle: we only wiped once.[/quote]