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The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by John McClane
I just walked into Walmart, spent 20 minutes shopping, and only realized when I got back to the truck that I left the keys in the ignition. Good thing no one knows how to drive manual anymore.
Only done that once (I also only drive manual). I do remember running out of the shop once I realised and screaming at the woman getting into a similar red car to stay the **** away from my car. My car was of course untouched. I must have been about 18.
I just walked into Walmart, spent 20 minutes shopping, and only realized when I got back to the truck that I left the keys in the ignition. Good thing no one knows how to drive manual anymore.
Coming soon - A Tune For June.
Usual rules, usual place.
Ya canít really expect someone who canít spring for a better flavored beer to not litter.

I drank Bud Ice and Steel Reserve, so I shouldnít throw stones. Or empty cans in this case.
Itís just not a proper childhood until youíve picked up used drug paraphernalia and sex toys. But by far the most copious item was empty cans of Old Milwaukee.
"I've smelled things you people wouldn't believe. Skunky diapers on the shoulder of Highway 66..."
Just seeing the word skunked up diaper is giving me flashback to picking up trash on the side of the road. Iíve smelled things you canít unsmell.
In the skunked up diaper aisle of course, where else would they be
Where are you finding skunked up diapers?
Iderno, if you're looking for just one word to sum it up mebbe "diaper"?