[quote=ynwtf]He got the apple one. That's all one needs to know. [I]Baust a'deh'l, fuhace theh why'el!!![/I]
 *spins the creaky (not crikey, cuz that would be too far) metal contraption*

Aunty's Choice!![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Also, buckle in for the ride of crappy updates you can’t control.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=doubledenim][Font=century gothic]I have officially given up. Joined the cult of Apple. Now where is that headphone jack :suspicious:[/font][/quote]Which model did you get?[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf][quote=doubledenim][Font=century gothic]I have officially given up. Joined the cult of Apple. Now where is that headphone jack :suspicious:[/font][/quote]

I have no idea who you are anymore.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk][size="2"]Jack?[/size]

Jack??

[size="4"]Co-eeee, Jack!![/size]

[size="5"]C'mon Jack, where's the bloody headphones????[/size][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][Font=century gothic]I have officially given up. Joined the cult of Apple. Now where is that headphone jack :suspicious:[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic]Seinfeld would have been better off with more episodes of CICGC than his new special.

#cashingchecks[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] Da-da-da-da-da-dun "Rrreeaahh"[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] Just remember, no one has ever lied to you more in your life than Mom.

"You look fine, dear." "Of course the other kids will like you." "Spam is good for you." "Your hair looks fine." 
[center] :rotfl:[/center] [/font][/quote]Nah bro, my mom gives me the honest truth.

“Your hair looks like shit. That hat makes you look stupid. I don’t understand why you picked philosophy as your major: that seems like a waste.”[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] Except for Mr. Green's mom. That lady is a saint. Without her, there would be no MoFo'ing it. [/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] Just remember, no one has ever lied to you more in your life than Mom.

"You look fine, dear." "Of course the other kids will like you." "Spam is good for you." "Your hair looks fine." 
[center] :rotfl:[/center] [/font][/quote]