The Shoutbox
Well, that's cool. You have a moment of fame now. :P
Holy crap. I hope that doesn’t get televised or any one from work sees it
Hoping to see a good turnout from Bullock tonight. If he sticks to his usual sound bits I think he will be fine.
Holy cow, 8.7k
*correction 2.6
Damn, one of my public snaps got picked up by the AI and I’m on a featured story: 2.5k so far. I’ll take it.
Definitely not a lack of imagination!
Well, tomorrow I will be climbing into a coke can that will be 30,000 ft in a matter of minutes. What the hell is wrong with our species?!
If you tell them your full name, Kendra the Vampire Slayer, they will get it right the first time!
By far the funniest name related problems I have these days are people thinking my name is Kendrick when I tell them Kendra.

It's like yes, my name is Kendra. I realize you heard Kendrick because you think the person before you doesn't look like a Kendra but I assure you I'm 100% Ken-dra.